Things I Hate

This whole list started as 100 Things I Hate because a friend of mine had done a list for himself. Sadly, I had 100, then kept thinking of things, and I know that this list is not done, but here's what I have so far. And keep in mind that some of these were written at the Truck Stop...



1. suckers that cut my tongue or the roof of my mouth
2. people who only know how to talk and not listen
3. ugly feet
4. the color brown
5. servers that suck
6. people who think its funny to say "AFFFFLLLAAAACCCC!" when they find out where I work
7. people who quack at me
8. no-pay rates above 13
9. the truck stop (which is where i'm at right now)
10. guys at the truck stop that think its ok to touch me or stare at my chest
11. when mapquest lies to me
12. having some of my favorite people move hours away
13. when i lose reception on my cell, its always during the best part of a conversation
14. the kid from burger king who is looking at me type this out right now
15. when people change their story based on who they are telling
16. pens that dont work
17. guys that wear short shorts
18. that i dont have a web cam set up at the truck stop for everyone else to enjoy this lovely place
19. straws that get holes in them
20. onions
21. gas stations that dont have public bathrooms (even though i hate gas station bathrooms)
22. first national bank (i cringe every time i see one of their stupid ass signs)
23. not knowing what to get someone for their birthday/anniversary/christmas
24. steak (i know, how could i possibly be a country girl and not like steak)
25. people who look out only for themselves
26. gas prices
27. when people get mad that i can't understand what they're saying (im sorry you only have 2 teeth and mumble)
28. when we give someone an aflac duck and they say "i have twenty kids and can't give just one of them a duck" because they expect us to give them more (which we always do, ugh!)
29. guys that keep buying drinks after you tell them that you are done drinking for the night (sorry buddy, you're not getting any hotter)
30. high schoolers that think they are the shit (i cant wait for you to get out in the real world)
31. messy living rooms
32. old men that have sharp sports cars
33. women in their 50s who dress like they're in their teens
34. guys who look like they get all of their clothes at the baby gap
35. people who college shot glasses
36. the fact that i'm not even trying to work here at the truck stop
37. when people say something just to get a reaction from you
38. guys that act like girls
39. people who get attached way to quickly (i know i'm awesome, but come on people, settle down)
40. guys who cant commit (if you've been engaged for more than 2 years its time to shit or get off the pot)
41. when people set off the security alarm
42. guys that take my business card just to get my phone number (especially when this happens at the truck stop)
43. the guy who just peaked in the window at me (he's wearing a "snap on" racing jacket, if you see him in public punch him for me)
44. when i can't find ryme and think that she either ran away or died and then i find her sleeping under my bed
45. mixing business with pleasure (haha)
46. bac'n
47. when it is dead at work at the time just drags on
48. people who lie to get what they want
49. people who refuse to make eye contact when you walk by them in the mall/store/hall
50. working so much that i dont enjoy the holidays or summer
51. all day meetings
52. that it takes 2 hours to get to pittsburgh
53. people who always ask me "aren't you freezing" (if i was, i should be complaining, not you)
54. knick knacks (please tom cruise, do not let me become one of those old ladies)
55. not having the guts to speak my mind and instead letting people walk all over me
56. when people ask me how tall i am ("i dont know, how SHORT are you?")
57. people who put other people down
58. doors that need oiled
59. batteries that die
60. dirty tables
61. the neighbor kids that wake me up at 8am on the weekends because they are screaming outside of my window
62. people who say "i already have it" when i say hi to them at the truck stop
63. when all of the cute pants/jeans aren't long enough
64. the fact that i've only been here for 1/2 hour and still have an hour and a half to go
65. the fact that in a half hour i've been able to think up 65 things that i hate
66. when the signature pad doesnt work when we're trying to sign someone up for a policy
67. people who complain that they are poor and then go and spend ridiculous amounts of money on stupid things
68. when you dont know if you are dating someone, hanging out with them, or just friends
69. people who can pay $50 a week to buy cigarettes, but think that $3 a week is too much for a cancer policy
70. guys that say they are 6'1" but then end up being shorter than me and then try to convince me that i must be 6'2
71. windowlickers (ok, that was mean)
72. tv programs on sundays (football is the ONLY thing that is ever good on tv on sundays!)
73. girls that pretend to like things that guys do so guys will be interested in them
74. girls that make up rumors because i'm friends with a guy that they like (yeah, thats a great way to get him to like you)
75. banks that close @ 4pm
76. when i lose my debit card (which is every other week)
77. falling asleep on someone when i'm on the phone with them
78. having to spend $5 to get internet at the truck stop
77. when people accuse me of lying when i'm not
78. women who dont wear bras when they should
79. going to wash my laundry and realizing i dont have enough quarters
80. parking meters
81. when i get error messages on my computer
82. bugs
83. not being able to sleep when i'm extremely tired
84. not being tired when i know that i need to go to sleep
84. having to get up early
85. radio stations that overplay a song that i like to make it a song that i hate
86. how the last hour of work always drags on
87. guys that try to break up relationships
88. girls that try to break up relationships
89. guys that brag about their numbers
90. walks of shame
91. meetings on fridays
92. paychecks that get messed up
93. taxes
94. being double booked for work
95. people who lead other people on
96. anyone who makes my friends cry
97. people who pretend to like a certain type of music because someone they like does
98. predictable scary movies (which is why i like the SAW movies)
99. movie ticket prices
100. too much cream cheese on my bagel
101. when its slow at work
102. when people argue with me about insurance
103. when i have to explain what aflac is when i'm out (don't make me work when i'm drinking please)
104. losing touch with friends from high school/college
105. when friends come into town and don't let me know
106. people who talk trash about someone then are their best friend the next day
107. cold feet
108. when my jeep looks like aflac threw up in it
109. empty bottles in my jeep
110. not being able to find my hair brush
111. not being able to find my keys
112. having too many keys and not remembering which one is for what
113. cat litter
114. people who live off of mommy and daddy's money
115. anything butterscotch
116. guys who blame everyone on PMS
117. when half of my hair wants to be curly and the other half straight
118. people who ask me how long it took me to learn my last name (i don't know, how long did it take you to realize you were a douche?)
119. people who think they are better than me
120. people who think that i am better than them
121. boys who use #120 as an excuse to do something stupid
122. people who drag out relationships because they are hoping that something will change
123. the fact that i was a # 122 with a #121 who claimed #120
124. when my hair smells like smoke because of the bar and even though i washed it six times
125. hearing a new song on the radio and not being able to find out what the name of it is
126. girls that fish for compliments
127. girls that put themselves down in order to fish for compliments
128. girls that are stuck on themselves
129. girls with no self esteem
130. guys that just want a girlfriend and don't care who it is
131. guys that have a girlfriend but are just waiting for the 'next best thing'
132. girls that will help a guy cheat on his girlfriend
133. guys that will help a girl cheat on her boyfriend
134. friends that wont tell you the truth
135. people who listen to respond and not listen to understand
136. people who put down slippery rock
137. people who ask why on earth i went to slippery rock
138. people who find out i went to slippery rock and then ask "do you know joe blow? he went there" (sorry, i'm not the sru directory)
139. frat boys
140. sorority girls
141. frat boys/sorority girl couples
142. people who say "my frat/sorority wasn't like that"
143. anyone else who pays for friends
144. people who use you to get ahead
145. hard breadsticks
146. cold pasta
147. when my eggs are runny
148. when people ask how heavy a shot put is then say "i could throw that"
149. when the runners would always want to try to throw the shot put
150. people who dont pay attention
151. when my knees dig into the back of the seat on a plane/bus/car
152. when the train at the zoo isnt running
153. when subway closes 5 minutes before i'm able to get there
154. walmarts that aren't open 24/7
155. when sheetz takes forever to get my food
156. award shows that suck
157. headaches
158. when my hair hurts after taking it out of a pony tail
159. when i chip my fingernail/toenail polish
160. guys who pimp out their crappy cars
161. people who put the make/model of their car on the top of their windshield in big lettering
162. not being able to find a place to park
163. rainy days
164. when i fall asleep when i don't mean to
165. when people wake me up early for something stupid
166. people who worship celebrities
167. britney spears
168. people who dont move their cars away from the pump when they go inside to pay for their gas
169. people who leave their shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot
170. when lauren and i find out about meetings last minute
171. when i miss my favorite shows
172. when i can't get a song out of my head
173. when people make fun of me for how i talk
174. chunky peanut butter
175. people who say "i insist"
176. people that think you have nothing better to do than to wait by the phone
177. when i wear out my favorite pair of flip flops
178. when my hair tie gets stretched out
179. when i cant find a bobby pin when i desperately need one
180. frogs
181. guys that dye their hair
182. kids that are spoiled
183. when people don't believe that i installed my cd player myself
184. when i spill something on my shirt
184. bills
185. people that are racist
186. people that are homophobic
187. old people that are both
188. when people ask me "did that hurt" referring to my pierced rook
189. nosey people
190. people that don't use the right their/they're/there right
191. people that don't use the right your/you're
192. people that don't use the right our/are (you people are complete idiots)
193. people who use big words to sound smart but don't use them correctly
194. people who misuse phrases
195. people who misquote movies
196. timing
197. when i find out years later that i guy i liked felt the same way
198. beer
199. watered down drinks
200. expensive drinks
201. tequilla
202. the drive to clarion
203. when aim doesnt work
204. windows vista
205. cat scratches
206. people who litter
207. people who put their gum under seats/tables
208. the fact that good guys/girls do finish last
209. when the volume button on my computer doesn't work
210. when i can't find my remote
211. spiders
212. pepers
213. sausage
214. sauerkraut
215. people who put hot dogs in their mac and cheese
216. when the menu on a dvd plays the same song or soundbite over and over
217. when i buy a cd because i like the first single that came out off of it and the rest of the cd is nothing like that
218. when people tell me to listen to a band because they sound just like another band that i like, and then they sound nothing like them
219. people who put down my taste in music
220. guys that think im too dumb to know what they are staring at
221. people who say things like "what would your boyfriend think about that" to hear to say "i dont have a boyfriend"
222. DD's who end up drinking
223. the cellblock and all of the skanks that go there (even though 99% of the time thats where we end up)
224. when movie trailers show all of the best scenes and then the movie sucks
225. loud people at the movie theater
226. people who kick my seat at the movie theater
227. people who make out like crazy at the movie theater (so what if i used to be one of them)
228. being the 3rd wheel
229. when lena's is closed
230. guys who constantly talk about how good they are
231. people who leave an empty roll of toilet paper on the tp hanger thing
232. people who put emply bottles back in the refrigerator
233. when i can tell that reality tv shows have added in extra audio
234. guys that wear more make up than me
234. guys with longer hair than me
235. clubs
236. people who expect to fall in love with someone that they met at bar
237. sharing a bathroom with someone else
238. sharing a bed with someone who moves around a lot
239. getting pushed out of bed (spring break 06, hah!)
240. musical beds (like musical chairs, but.. you know)
241. people who don't think that movies like superbad/napolean dynamite/talladega nights were funny
242. the fact that the best date that i have been on in the last 5 years was with a girl (haha)
243. the fact that the whole dating step is usually skipped these days
244. bee stings
245. bug bites
246. broken glass
247. when i step on broken glass
248. guys that can't make a decision
249. guys that ask you out then wait for me to decide what we're going to do (if you ask me out, you pick, end of discussion)
250. guys that think they are a better driver than me simply because they're a guy
251. when i dont get a voicemail/text that someone sent me because my cell phone is being sutpid
252. cellularone
253. when you smell something but can't think of what it reminds you of
254. deja vu
255. when you dont get a raise when you're suppose to
256. people who tell other peoples deep dark secrets
257. people who think that they have a "type" (obviously if you had a type then you're looking for the wrong 'type' or else you'd be with someone right now)
258. when the laundry/vending machine eats my change
259. when you text someone and they respond with "who is this?" even though you KNOW they have you in their phonebook
260. pick up lines