Application
I have done this before and got more responses than I could keep up with, so I thought I'd update it and see what happens. So here goes, it used to be my application for a cuddle buddy, but now its my application for a date, this friday. I want to go see the new Adam Sandler Movie "Reign over me"
Instructions:
1. Copy and paste this application
2. Fill out application
3. E-mail application to HeatherRK45@gmail.com
4. Await approval
Application:
The Basics
Name:
Age:
City/State:
Height:
AIM Screenname:
Link Me Up
Myspace:
Facebook:
Virb:
Groovr:
Twitter:
Yes or No
Do you like cats?
Do you have more than 4 teeth?
Have you ever stomped your feet at a female?
Have you ever broken a bone?
Do you have Aflac?
Do you like stickers?
Do you know what Netio is?
Are you currently employed? If yes, where and what do you do?
Do you have reliable transportation?
Do you smoke? If yes, your application will be immediately placed in the denied folder in my email.
Can you pronounce my last name? If yes, please be prepared to prove your answer
What is your high score on Photo Hunt?
Can you make an amaretto sour?
Are you emo?
Are you sure?
*I have the right to deny any application at any time without a reasonably explanation. Those who would like to protest their application results can shove it.
I like: when Lauren and I make up "what if" stories and laugh so loud that we get everyone in Pizza Hut to look at us. Then we get hit on by old men because they think that we seem "fun". And then Lauren tells them "thanks for asking, and keep trying" like they're learning how to play baseball.
I hate: high schoolers. I know I was one only five years ago. But I was so much cooler than the high schoolers that they have now. No high school stereotypes are legit. Lets think about this. The jock: congrats, you're one of top ten cow tippers in your area, here's a gold star. The emo: yes, life must suck living at your parents, not having to pay for rent, food, insurance or other bills. The prep: you're almost as cool as the jocks, only your mom pays for everything, thats cool, in a "I'm so spoiled that I will never work a day in my life except for when I turn 30 and realize that I have no skills and now have to work at walmart" kinda way
Instructions:
1. Copy and paste this application
2. Fill out application
3. E-mail application to HeatherRK45@gmail.com
4. Await approval
Application:
The Basics
Name:
Age:
City/State:
Height:
AIM Screenname:
Link Me Up
Myspace:
Facebook:
Virb:
Groovr:
Twitter:
Yes or No
Do you like cats?
Do you have more than 4 teeth?
Have you ever stomped your feet at a female?
Have you ever broken a bone?
Do you have Aflac?
Do you like stickers?
Do you know what Netio is?
Are you currently employed? If yes, where and what do you do?
Do you have reliable transportation?
Do you smoke? If yes, your application will be immediately placed in the denied folder in my email.
Can you pronounce my last name? If yes, please be prepared to prove your answer
What is your high score on Photo Hunt?
Can you make an amaretto sour?
Are you emo?
Are you sure?
*I have the right to deny any application at any time without a reasonably explanation. Those who would like to protest their application results can shove it.
I like: when Lauren and I make up "what if" stories and laugh so loud that we get everyone in Pizza Hut to look at us. Then we get hit on by old men because they think that we seem "fun". And then Lauren tells them "thanks for asking, and keep trying" like they're learning how to play baseball.
I hate: high schoolers. I know I was one only five years ago. But I was so much cooler than the high schoolers that they have now. No high school stereotypes are legit. Lets think about this. The jock: congrats, you're one of top ten cow tippers in your area, here's a gold star. The emo: yes, life must suck living at your parents, not having to pay for rent, food, insurance or other bills. The prep: you're almost as cool as the jocks, only your mom pays for everything, thats cool, in a "I'm so spoiled that I will never work a day in my life except for when I turn 30 and realize that I have no skills and now have to work at walmart" kinda way
posted by Heather @ 3/21/2007 09:55:00 PM
1 Comments:
At March 23, 2007 at 4:22 PM ,
Anonymous said...
your blog makes me happy to be alive on days when i feel extremely unproductive
i lol-ed at the date requirements... hope you picked up a looker hahah
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